HOTDOLL - sex toy made for dogs

sex doll for dogs

I hate horny dogs - it's so embarassing to be chased by an animal intending to make sex with your leg. And as they can't control their enormous sexual appetite and you just can't kick every single dog on this planet, it's obvious that a solution needs to be found. French industrial designer Clement Eloy has been pissed-off apparently and invented the totally fresh and incredibly dog-friendly toy - Hotdoll. Hotdoll is not just a doggy sex partner it's the perfect one, your dog will definitely fall in love from the first second. It comes in contrasted colors to be easy distinguished, in 2 sizes - for small and big palls, tweaked with technogel skin for soft and molle male touch. You can even pimp the "most important part" of the female toy body, by spraying it with some sexual appealing odours for making the plaisir of your pet complete. Just take a look - isn't it beautiful?:

sex doll for dogs

sex doll for dogs

We have our human toys, replacing most of the aspects of our concious living. Our home pets deserve at least an independent satisfaction source for their most natural sexual desires. If you want to receive your dog's gratitude for life check the Hotdoll home at:

CLOCKY - rise and shine with this playful alarm clock

creative lifestyle products

Life is life, we live and work, we work for living and we need to go to work - life philosophy is that simple. The whole process however is related to the tiny everyday practice - waking up. This is a nightmare experience - everybody will confirm it, especially the "night birds". Going out of the bed requires inhuman efforts every single morning - you get used to your alarm, the snoozes are not working effectively and at the end you are late again. Not anymore.

Clocky is one of these handy solutions which makes a huge sense in our self organization process. What will be better than a tricky body wake up forcing? Perhaps something, not invented yet, but Clocky is here, right now - alarm clock that runs away and hides when you don't wake up - merciless and dodgy. You have only one chance to get up, if you miss to snooze, Clocky will jump off of your nightstand and wheel around your room looking for a place to hide. Then it will alarm the hell out of its batteries, until you move your ass and turn it off. In the middle of this physical effort your sleep will be gone, you will become wide awake and ready to rock. Clever uh?

These are some of the invaluables toy features:

  • Set your snooze time, 0-9 min
  • Snooze once before he runs away
  • Choose 0 and he runs right away
  • Can jump from up to 3 feet
  • Moves on wood and carpet
  • Press snooze to view time at night
  • Screen flashes when beeping/running
  • Alarm beeps in random pattern
  • Clocky is small: 5.25" x 3.5" x 3.5"
  • Want him to stay put? Disable wheels.
  • Early low battery warning
  • Colors: almond white, aqua and mint and soon in mustard orange!

If you are fired enough, check the Clocky commercial below - oligophrenic enough to make you laugh and brainy enough to make you think about buying one:

Clocky costs $49.99 and it's available at:Nanda

ReadyMech2.0 - even more free paper toys

free paper toy

2 months and a half after my review of the free paper toys, the guys from ReadyMech created their second generation of the "have paper fun" series. 14 new .PDF files are ready for downloading and folding, so you better start preparations following the instructions from my first post and you better find about 210 minutes /it usually takes 15 minutes for 1 toy/, so you can build up the whole amazing ReadyMech2.0 collection.
The style trends remains similar - most of the toys have the same form - rectangle body and sort of hands or tentacles, which make them look like funny robots and which facilitates the process as you get used to the folding manner. The main addictive factor is their life-themes - every paper toy has its own unique look and charm, so folding a furry bird, retarded school boy, emotional octopus or Buda zombie is not just a practical achievement, but piece of chef d'oeuvre on your /or somebody else/ shelf.
free paper toy

free paper toy
free paper toy

free paper toy

I had my good time experimenting, hope you had yours. See you in ReadyMech3.0 and hope more free self-made stuff will come on our way - you will be kept posted here.

Download the current ReadyMech series on:

Readymechs - FREE flatpack toys for download, built in 15 minutes

free paper toyReadymechs are free flatpack toys. Whenever you have 15 minutes, creative mood and willingness for having fun you should challenge Readymechs. And No it's not complicated at all - the process of getting one of these babies is simple - download a .PDF file, find a roll of double-sided tape and x-acto blade, stuck a fine, thick, matte piece of paper in your printer, preferably with color cartridge and no matter of the model, print, cut and fold. Et voila!

First of all this is something made by yourself and it has nothing to do with any of stationer's in your neighbourhood. The feeling of creating something on your own is invaluable - this is something we always forget to do with our PC trivial round - simple hand accomplishment and you have trust again in your creative skills.

So what you can do with such a thing?

  • it's colorful and it's perfect just to decorate something - bookshelf or whatever.
  • this is the perfect present for whoever - do you remember when was the last time you gave a present to your girl/boy friend without a reason? Your best friend has a birthday and you don't have any money left? The neighbor kid is giving you hard time? .............
  • it's cool looking, it's completely free toy you can find a thousands of reasons to add to this list.

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You don't get much FREE STUFF don't you? Me neither! 8 perfect Readymechs are waiting for you on:

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